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I Think I Killed A Snail
Thursday, November 4, 2010 9:16 PM


So this morning i was walking and then i heard and felt something cracking on my shoes. I stop and look at my shoe and i see some shell like crap.
I remembered the other day that i saw 4 snails on one side of the street so i thought, "Oh shit, i stepped on a snail!". I saw this puddle and quickly washed the shoe.
I told this to my sister and she was lecturing me! LECTURING ME!
"Did you pray to God?"
"Why would i go pray?!"
"Cause you killed the snail!"
"What? WHY FOR?"
"To ask for forgiveness!"
"WHAT?! It was a freaking accident! It's not like i saw the snail the deliberately stepped on it!"
"But you should still pray for it!"
We went on about someone about how animals dont have souls and thats why they dont go into heaven. I mean, i learnt that at school and the teacher that told me that is pretty religious!! So you know- its gonna be true!!
I bet my sister when i said:
"How about when you walk on the road every morning to school, you probably step on ants! LOADS OF ANTS! And i bet its also an accident!"
Yeah thats right. Utter silence.
I won that round.


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